WELL... 3rd times a charm?! I typed this blog twice in the car on the way back from the race and my phone erased it both times! MAYBE my phone knew how angry I was and decided it would be a good idea for me to give it a few days...I mean it is a "Smart phone".
ONE MORE TIME (the blog NOT the race!)!
The weekend started off great Felicia and I Left for Mobile Thursday after work and made it into town around 8ish! Friday consisted of coffee, shopping and Mobile site seeing (Felicia loved it!). After Ashley got off work we packed the car and headed for Ocala, FL. The drive was really easy and didn't seem long at all! Felicia studied (shes so smart), Ashley graded papers/slept, Steven drove, and I read some Fitness books while jamming out... my own personal utopia! Once we made it to Ocala we grabbed Greek and beers...AS IS TRADITION!
"Personal Utopia" haha
night before race beers
RACE DAYYYY!!! We all woke up excited and ready to take on the day! We left Ocala headed to Orlando (it's only an hour) for the Expo to pick up our packets and shop! We were there first thing when the expo opened, everything seemed really organized and simple, no worries there! We found some killer awesome matching shirts for the run, this was unexpected but they were super cool so we had to buy them! Ashley got the "Evil Queen" shirt... this describes how I feel about her when she's micromanaging everything (love you ash) and the back said "fairest of them all" this is how Ashley sees herself...everyone knows it to be true. Felicia got the "sea witch" shirt ... I don't really feel like shes a witch but the little mermaid is her favorite and Ashley said her hair resembled tentacles?!? Yeah ok?! I got the "captain" shirt... to be honest I only bought that one for the mustache on it! OH, did I mention they glow in the dark!? STELLAR!!! (yes we spent at least 20 mins holding them up to the lights in the hotel room and running into the bathroom with the lights off together.. who wouldn't?!)
MUSTACHE!
Front
Backs
While at the expo we also bought extremely over priced one day park tickets... I may or may not have sold my first born child to Disney to ride 3 rides and get a dole whip?! WORTH IT! We went to the park at 2pm and rode a few rides got a dole whip (be jealous Clark Ramsey) and wandered around till about 5ish. I will say that the first ride we went to was space mountain (it always has the longest wait) to get fast passes. The guys at the fast pass booth gave us immediate passes to go ride, i'm claiming its because I was wearing my chive shirt...KCCO Chris from lakeland!
Happiest place on earth!
KCCO
so FREAKING excited!
SPLASH MOUNTAIN!
So after the park fun we took some time to get ready and rest our feet till we had to be on the bus for the race. We got on the bus around 7ish... the bus dropped us off by our corrals so we wandered, hydrated, and took pictures till it was time to get in our corrals...About 2 hrs after we got dropped off. Once in Corral B (B stood for: Better than A, Beast mode, Badass ...Etc.) we made one last bathroom trip and by the time we made it through the line and chugged a water it was time to go to the start! The start line was great, they had great music to get everyone pumped up and it was working...till they talked on the mic for like 30 mins... SHHHHH, no one wanted to hear your terrible jokes just keep playing Gangnam style!
Heres the start line!!!
After awhile waiting for the 2 wheelchair starts and corral A to go, it was our turn! They set off fireworks for every group so that was pretty awesome. Off we went to 10 miles of terror...Let's change that to 5 miles of terror and 5 miles of ...well I don't know what you would call the first 5 miles.
DISCLAIMER: I'm going off memory and estimating about where the miles were ish... this isn't going to be exact... i'm pretty sure I zoned out for a bit...
MILE ONE! This was out of Hollywood studios up an on ramp to the interstate that had us headed to Animal Kingdom...We had that on LOCK! They had black lights and loud music to motivate you going up that on ramp, but then again it was no biggie, IT WAS MILE ONE!
MILE TWO! At this point we were about to Animal Kingdom we had past one DJ and some puppeteers and an EXTREMELY annoying repeat warning us of a speed bump.
ANOTHER SIDE NOTE: Keep in mind Ashley told me..."Don't bring you head phones, they will have music and stuff all over the place it will ruin the experience"... to her defense this is the case with most other Disney races...
MILE THREE: You know... I think the lion kings Hyenas were at 3 but that may have been at 2?!? other than that we had made the look at animal kingdom and headed back to the place we started, passing the same DJ we passed at mile ONE... (still counting that ONE DJ)
MILE FOUR: I believe this was where there guy from the princess and the frog was and also an overpass headed down towards the wide world of sports! SOOOO Nothing too exciting...
MILE FIVE: It all went down hill from here... but sadly it didn't literally go downhill. Mile five took a wrong turn... well technically it was a right turn, INTO THE WOODS ON A GRAVEL PATHWAY IN THE DARK! Sounds cool right?! WRONG. The only thing cool about this was that they had pirates of the Caribbean music playing. It was dark and the change of the road consistency messed me up... this is normally the mile that I hit "go mode" THAT wasn't happening... NOT COOL!
MILE SIX AND SEVEN: Yeah... i'm just going to lump these two miles together in a paragraph of poop! These were all through the wide world of sports with bright stadium lights no music and the constant change of running surfaces from sidewalks, to tracks, to grass, to a baseball field?!? WHAT? They had the Haunted mansion grave diggers on the track... they were pretty cool I guess... and then they had stitch off to the side at some point?! I may or may not have tried to block these out of my race memories all together...as Felicia would say "your brain wont remember the pain". Once we got out of Wide World of Sports I we got blatantly lied to by a hopeful race guy when he told us the next water station was "right around the corner" LIES!!!! We ran what felt like 1/4 of a mile past where there should have been "the big bad wolf"... He was taking a break... I didn't feel sorry for the characters as I would have if I were not running 10 miles. As I saw him walking back to take his break I almost wanted to yell "I need motivation PANSY!!!" You can see how i was slipping into "ANGRY BRITTANY" mode. I didn't yell at him but I did yell at his handlers asking where the "around the corner" water station was... they gladly responded with "ONLY HALF A MILE!! " They sounded so cheerful....UGHHHHH!
MILE EIGHT AND HALF OF NINE: So we made it to the "around the corner" water station and kept running...shuffling...dragging... I mean whatever we were doing we were doing it at an 11 min mile pace?!? Felicia tried to sing to me...I told her to shut up in a very angry tone... I also yelled some terrible obscenity's at Ashley only to have the people behind us giggle, gasp, and say "whatever motivates you" ... there were some wooden cut outs of playing cards from Alice in wonderland and now i wonder if the "Red Queen" should have been there?!? She wasn't. BY THIS TIME, we were back to the on ramp to get back to Hollywood studios!!!
MILE NINE AND A HALF AND TEN: These were in the park... lets quote Ashley " were running through the whole park, people are watching!" ....::running running running:: behind the scenes "ok we can walk no ones back here." lets make a side note of the fact that I know Hollywood Studios like the back of my hand from nationals... Ashley: "come on Brittany only 3 quarters of a mile!" ME: "you have no F'in clue where we are do you?!" As we are running AWAY from where the finish is.... Thennnnn Felicia breaks into a sprint trying to get to the finish... what wasn't close... so Ashley tries to catch up... then they both slow down because i'm yelling its not close. Alas we all finished together!!! Actually one hundredth of a second apart... Felicia, Me, then Ashley. ONLY TO DISCOVER THERE'S A HUGE HILL RIGHT AFTER THE FINISH LINE...
We sat on a curb to re hydrated and eat some food to get back to normal... I slowly got back to normal non angry Brittany but not before the obese woman starred me down to remove my legs from the street...that struck a nerve... Steve and I rode Rock N Roller coaster only to find tons of sick people everywhere and we got stuck on the ride for about 10 mins. By this point we were all ready to go back to the room and crash...
Overall we had a great time... Other than the race!
dead
this photo is a lie... we were all pretty angry...